Ass Kisser,

Today at work the owner of the company came down to give us a little talk. Afterwards as I was walking by him on the way out of the room, one of my coworkers walked right up to him with a very serious look on his face, introduced himself and said "it's a real honor to work for you." That has to be the biggest piece of ass kissing I have ever seen. I wonder how he is going to get that taste out of his mouth.

Oh and I got my raise on my check today. As disappointed as I am with the contract I will put that aside for now and enjoy the raise. At least until I drink the $40 away. Cheers!