Exercise,

The general contractor on the job I am on is safety crazy. One of the things they make us do is stretches in the morning. I don't really mind this, it actually helps my sore proletariat muscles most days. The weird thing about this is every time I am on one of these jobs (3 times that I can remember) someone regularly refers to this as "exercise". I am no fitness guru, but I don't consider touching my toes exercise.

For some reason this reminds me of the time a guy I was working with asked the foreman to pass him the "stripper news" part of the paper during break. He was referring to the sports section with an add for a strip bar that put pictures of the ladies in the add.