Doorbell,

I had a dream last night that someone was ringing my doorbell late at night. My house doesn't have a doorbell and the strange part was I realized this in my dream. I still answered the door and it was a girl with beer. That just goes to show you always answer the doorbell even if you don't have one. Then I woke up. Stupid alarm why couldn't you of given me a couple more minutes.

Before that I dreamt that I was being held in a very rural jail because I had just shot one of about a half dozen gun toting Bigfoot/zombie creators. I didn't seem to be too worried about going to jail though, it was more like a technicality. Because seriously who is going to put someone in jail for shooting one of those fucking things.